Hey, bodyguard. You better get down to the gymnasium. This jumbo pixie guy is killing your sister." "Really?" said Butler, unconvinced. "Really. Juliet just does not seem to be herself. She can't put two moves together. It's pathetic, really. Everybody is betting against her." "I see, " said Butler, straightening. Mulch held the door. "It's going to make things really interesting when you show up to help." Butler grinned. "I'm not coming to help. I just want to be there when she stops faking." "Ah, " said Mulch, comprehension dawning on his face. "So I should switch my bet to Juliet?" "You certainly should" said Butler. . Eoin Colfer
Whenever you are confronted with an opponent. Conquer him with love.
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Mahatma Gandhi
First they ignore you. Then they ridicule you. And then they attack you and want to burn you. And then they build monuments to you.
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Nicholas Klein
Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back.
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Criss Jami
He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
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Confucius
We give up on life so easily. It's time we stopped and started fighting for it!
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Anthony T. Hincks
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You know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire. Very attractive, if I may say so. I know you shared a moment passionne with Artemis which he subsequently fouled up with his typical boorish behavior. Let me just throw something...
Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.
It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.
If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.
No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.
